Mtu Wa Nduthi

Mtu Wa Nduthi Rider🏍️
Mtu Wa Nduthi🏍️
mutu wa duti🛵
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Dear Faras Kenya ,I don’t know if my documents are being reviewed… or being archived for historical research 😅It’s been ...
23/06/2026

Dear Faras Kenya ,

I don’t know if my documents are being reviewed… or being archived for historical research 😅

It’s been over two months since I uploaded everything on your app to become a rider. Every time I try to access the Captain app, I’m greeted by the same comforting message: “You will receive a confirmation once admin approves you.”

Two months. No confirmation. Just vibes and patience.

What makes it more interesting is that your competitors can verify a rider in about a day or two, yet here I am still in “pending approval limbo,” slowly becoming emotionally attached to the loading screen.

And then there’s the part that confuses me most—if everything is uploaded online, why do I still need to physically show up at the office like its 2001? Is the app just there for decoration?

We try to support our own, truly. But sometimes “our own” moves like it’s powered by dial-up internet in 2009.

Anyway, I’m still waiting… patiently… allegedly.

— A very patient Captain in waiting 🚶🏽‍♂️📱

🚨 PUBLIC NOTICE TO ALL MOTORBIKE OWNERS, BUYERS & RIDERS 🏍️Over the years, many of you have trusted me with advice, ride...
22/06/2026

🚨 PUBLIC NOTICE TO ALL MOTORBIKE OWNERS, BUYERS & RIDERS 🏍️

Over the years, many of you have trusted me with advice, rider connections, and matters concerning the boda boda industry. To bring more professionalism and accountability into our sector, I've decided to officially offer a number of services to fellow riders, owners, and investors.

✅ Motorbike Pre-Purchase Inspection
Before you buy that bike, allow me to inspect it for you. I can help identify hidden faults, accident damage, suspicious documents, and estimate repair costs. A small investment in inspection can save you from massive losses.

✅ Bike Owner-Rider Connections
Got a bike sleeping at home? I can legally connect you with a vetted, licensed, and dedicated rider. There are many hardworking riders in my inbox looking for opportunities.

✅ Buying Consultation
Not sure whether to buy a Boxer, Honda, TVS, or an electric bike? Need guidance before investing? I can help you make informed decisions and avoid costly mistakes.

✅ Verified Bike Sales
Looking to sell your bike? I can help connect you with serious buyers and facilitate smooth transactions.

✅ Sale Agreements & Rider Contracts
Professional agreements protect both owners and riders. I can assist with properly drafted documents to minimize future disputes.

✅ Safe Transaction Assistance
Need someone to help verify documents and witness the handover process? I can assist to ensure both parties transact with confidence.

🤝 These services are offered professionally, with the aim of bringing trust and peace of mind to the boda boda industry. Your support enables me to continue providing reliable assistance to the community.

📩 Feel free to reach out for inquiries and arrangements.

Don't just buy a bike. Buy peace of mind. 🏍️💯

🥶 Nairobi is so cold these days, if your motorbike rider arrives looking serious, just know he's fighting for survival a...
22/06/2026

🥶 Nairobi is so cold these days, if your motorbike rider arrives looking serious, just know he's fighting for survival and trying to remember what his fingers felt like in 2025. 😂

Go easy on us, we are delivering people, not penguins. 🐧🏍️

Wishing everyone a warm heart, safe travels, and a blessed week ahead. May your rides be many and your complaints be few! 🙏😂

21/06/2026

🚨 Dear customers, some of you are very selfish bana. 😭

Yesterday I accepted a trip in Umoja and rode to the pickup point. I hit "Arrived".

No customer.

I called kupitia app. No answer.

I sent messages. No answer.

1 minute became 3, 3 became 5, 5 became 7, and before I knew it, I had completed 10 whole minutes waiting like a statue. 😂

Finally madam appears from somewhere, looking very relaxed, and as she was boarding my bike I told her:

"Congratulations! You've officially broken the record. The previous holder stood at 7 minutes, but you've managed a whole 10 minutes. New champion!" 😭

She laughed and her excuse was:

"Sometimes when you order a ride it takes long to arrive, so I order and continue doing my things."

Ati continue doing your things?

Imagine the selfishness.

So because you are applying makeup, hugging your boyfriend, checking TikTok, or saying goodbye to your cat, the rider should just sit outside waiting like a flower vase?

Why not be at the pickup point and make life easier for everyone?

Some customers think riders are like Safaricom bundles. You activate us and leave us running in the background while you finish your business. 😂

Watu wa nduthi also have lives. Fuel is not free. Time is money.

Ironically, if I had delayed by 10 minutes, she would probably have cancelled and left me with a lecture about professionalism.

Tell me, fellow riders and customers, after how many minutes should someone officially qualify for the Guinness World Record of Making Riders Wait? 😂👇








😂 Dear fellow riders, yesterday I found myself in a situation that required patience, professionalism, and a very good b...
21/06/2026

😂 Dear fellow riders, yesterday I found myself in a situation that required patience, professionalism, and a very good balaclava.

I accepted a trip in Juja and picked up a lady who was dressed in a way that made me silently thank God for balaclavas,helmets and tinted visors. Makeup on point, confidence on 100, and a dress that seemed to have signed a resignation letter the moment she sat on the bike. 😭

By the time we arrived, I hit "Arrived" and heard the famous words every rider knows too well:

"My boyfriend is coming to pay, please be a little patient."

Now, patience is part of our work, so I parked outside a shop and waited. Meanwhile, some curious neighborhood kids had gathered nearby, women were throwing side-eyes from a distance, and I was praying no relative, church member, or in-law would pass by and start creating their own stories. Thank God for balaclavas. 😂

Then her phone rings.

The boyfriend asks how much the ride is.

"70 bob."

(Just mentioning that amount to trigger those stage guys who swear online riders survive on 30-shilling trips. 😂)

The guy sends the money immediately, so credit where it's due.

Now, naturally, I expected him to come downstairs and welcome his queen.

Wapi!

Instead, he started giving her directions to his apartment over the phone.

"Take the stairs… third floor… door on the left."

My sister's face changed immediately. You could tell she had expected her man to at least come downstairs, maybe receive her like those couples in Nigerian movies. 😭

But my brother was conducting operations from upstairs like an air traffic controller.

And there I was, watching relationship expectations collide with apartment reality, while watoto wa mtaa had front-row seats to the entire drama.

Anyway, the trip ended peacefully.

And gentlemen, if your lady is coming to see you, at least descend one floor and collect your happiness. Don't make her climb the stairs alone after she has dressed like you asked and applied enough makeup to make even the rider wonder if he accidentally accepted a VIP package. 😂🏍️💨

21/06/2026

Yesterday was one of those days when even those mythical "30 bob trips" people keep accusing Bolt riders of doing disappeared completely. Hakukuwa na kazi bana. I was just chilling on my bike, phone charging kwa holder, reading Facebook comments under a tree shade.

Opposite me ilikuwa na ukuta kubwa imeandikwa in bold:

🚨 "USIKOJOE HAPA!! FINE KSH 500."

After some minutes, a Spiro rider arrives. Parks next to me, greets me nicely:

"Vipi bro?"

Before I even answer vizuri, jamaa marches straight to the exact place with the sign and starts releasing pressure. 😂😂

Me, being a good citizen, I shout:

"Bro, imeandikwa unaweza pigwa fine ya 500!"

Thinking maybe hajasoma.

Jamaa without even turning alisema:

"Nitadeal na consequences later."

Na akaendelea na shughuli zake k**a mtu anasign tender documents. 😭

That's when I realized something.

Boda boda riders don't break rules because they don't know them.

No.

They break rules because the rule is just there… waiting to be broken. 😂

Traffic rules?
"Helmet ni ya police wakiona."

No U-turn?
"Hii ni suggestion tu."

One way?
"Tutapita reverse kidogo."

No parking?
"Ni dakika mbili tu."

"Usikojoe hapa!! Fine 500."
"Fine ni future me atashughulikia." 🤣

And then we wonder why Serikali keeps creating laws every Tuesday like they're dropping software updates.

Boda boda riders are the only species that see a warning sign and treat it like a challenge.

😂😂

Who else has witnessed a rider doing something that made you question if rules are just decoration? Story za ground ni gani?👇












20/06/2026

🚨 Dear passengers, especially my Muslim sisters, hii mambo ya sitting sideways on a motorbike is not fashion, it's a safety issue.

Today, I witnessed something that almost turned into a tragedy. A Muslim lady was seated sideways like she was heading to a royal wedding 😅. Unfortunately, her buibui decided to make friends with the bike's chain. The chain welcomed it with open teeth and swallowed a good portion of it.

Madam was pulled off the bike instantly. Thankfully, she escaped without injuries, but the buibui suffered serious casualties and the bike itself refused to move afterwards. Even the chain was shocked by what it had just eaten. 😂

Boda riders are already fighting fuel prices, traffic police, crazy drivers and customers who think "I'm just around the corner" means 7 kilometres away. Sasa tusianze kuongeza clothes kwa list ya enemies.

Please, safety first. Loose clothing and sitting sideways are a dangerous combination. Riders, don't be afraid to advise your passengers politely. Better a few seconds of awkwardness than a lifetime of regrets.

And my Muslim sisters, the pillion seat is not a throne. Hii si Turkish soap opera. 😄

Have you ever witnessed something similar? Share your story in the comments.

19/06/2026

🚨 REMINDER! 🚨

🚲 Do you have a bike that is just parked and sleeping while bills are awake? Wake it up and let it earn!

🪪 Are you a rider with all the required documents but no bike? Opportunities are available.

Through Mtu Wa Nduthi, we are connecting bike owners with serious, documented riders.

✅ One-time facilitation.
✅ Serious parties only.
✅ Inbox my Facebook or TikTok pages: Mtu Wa Nduthi
📞 Call/WhatsApp: +254 769 623 446

Don't let your bike gather dust while your neighbour's chicken has more daily income than it. 😂

Tag a bike owner or a rider who needs this connection.

19/06/2026

🚨 EASTERN BYPASS CHRONICLES 🚨

Today I recorded one of these stage champions riding on the wrong side of Eastern Bypass. Not on the shoulder, not on the service lane, the man was on the FAST LANE facing speeding traffic like he was playing Chicken Challenge with his hazards on, because apparently to some people hazard lights are a licence, insurance, title deed and diplomatic passport combined. 😂

The funniest part? The customer on the pillion seat looked visibly shaken, turning his head left and right wondering why they were approaching cars head-on. You could almost hear him asking himself, "Hii ndiyo ilikuwa cheaper fare?" 🤣 I am sure next time that customer will just order his ride online and spare himself a near-death experience.

And these are the people lecturing online riders.

Most of them don't want to roast under the sun waiting for customers, but they also don't want paperwork. Some don't even have the basic documents like an ID. That's why when you send them fare, M-Pesa says "Sent to Maureen Nekesa", "Sent to Faith Wanjiku", "Sent to Mama Kevin". You're left wondering whether you paid the rider or his wife huko reserve. 😂

Some have never gone anywhere near a driving school. They Just sell a cow, head straight to the showroom, and by the evening they are already Chairman wa Stage ya Kilimani with a reflector vest acting like they're shareholders at KeNHA.

No wonder some chairmen threaten online riders like they jointly own the roads with KeNHA. Brother, you don't own the road. Relax. You were elected by five men under a tree next to a tyre puncture shop, not appointed by the President. 🤣

Online riders go through vigorous vetting. Documents, inspections, ratings, background checks. One complaint and you're explaining yourself to support. But some stage guys think switching on hazard lights means traffic laws have been suspended by presidential decree.

My brother, hazard lights are not a permit to ride on the wrong side of the road. They are not a title deed. They are not a passport. And that reflector and smelly leather jacket don't make you Cabinet Secretary for Transport.

The poor customer was hanging on for dear life while the rider was busy demonstrating that indicators, lanes and common sense are merely suggestions. 🤣

Before threatening online riders, kindly threaten yourself into a driving school first. 😂😂

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