Rock'n Rideshare

12/17/2025

12/05/2025

Seats fill up fast! Get a festive ride with Rocky and see the holiday lights. Opportunity to see the local city lights of Mount Dora, Fruitland Park, Lady Lake, Eustis, Leesburg, The Villages and maybe Ocala. Pick one or two or even three if we have time. Safe, fun and festive!

11/05/2025

A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid on the back seat.

The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.

He made no attempt to start the cab. The woman glared back at him and said, "What's wrong with you, honey? Haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"

The old Jewish driver answered, "Let me tell you sumsing, lady. I vasn't staring at you like you tink; dat vould not be proper."

The woman giggled and responded, "Well, if you're not staring at my b***s or my butt, sweetie, what are you doing then?"

He paused a moment, then told her, "Vell...... M'am, I am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking to myself, vair in da hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride.

10/20/2025

10/20/2025