Taxi Rob

10/23/2026

Man, this fog sure does taste funny... I never thought living in Cleveland would get me in a USCSB video.

10/21/2026

Seriously though...
Will we ever find out what happened to Peter and Fauxlivia's child?

10/21/2026

Anthony Bourdain's favorite mortadella sandwich is pretty good, but you get more flavor from cheap baloney.

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10/18/2026

I went for a walk to pick up my car from where I left it last night. I ran into a friend along the way, and I came home with 3 pounds of pulled pork.

My life is truly magical.

10/17/2026

About a million years ago, I met a woman who was absolutely perfectly beautiful in every way. Her face, her body, her mind, her values, her tastes, her politics, all of her. She took me to Albie's for my birthday and we kissed at the end of the night, but she sat alone in the dark crying because she was still hung up on her ex... and maybe I was still hurting from mine.

Something in me knew that wasn't the foundation of anything healthy, it wasn't something that I could even explain to you because I was still not really in touch with my own feelings. I wish I knew how to do that then, because I wanted so much to be the one to see her through that, to be her hero, to be her everything; but I knew it wasn't right, I knew it was just a fairy tale in my own mind.

I had no idea what I was even doing with my own life, or what I wanted out of my self. It never went any further than that kiss. I never even spoke to her again, I was such a fu***ng coward. I can't even remember her last name, but I still think about her to this day. She's one of the few who I sincerely hope found whatever it took to make her happy,

Have you ever wanted to do something over, even knowing it might disappoint you in the end, just so you could have those sweet moments in between?

10/13/2026

There was this young woman I had as a client who was a professional musician, she lived in the same building as Lauren G. over on 30h. She didn't have a drivers' license, so she was dependent on public transit, me, and her friends. Last time I saw her she got a job as a music director for a church over in Mission Hills.

Last time I heard about her was not so bueno. She had met a guy and moved up to North County somewhere to live with him, and she finally got her drivers' license... and was killed in a car accident not long after.

All irony aside, it bugs the f**k out of me that I cannot remember her name, because although we had little in common, I thought she was a genuinely nice person. I hate that about the way the business ended, because if it hadn't I would know her name right now. And I'd still be out there being myself and making new bonds with people.

10/12/2026

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10/10/2026

WTF is wrong with me?

Really, what do you think?