Bring It Hotshot Deliveries

Bring It Hotshot Deliveries Pickup and delivery for goods and equipment.

customer called and asked me if the mighty dodge could haul his all electric shunt truck. I said No Probs Bro. Just doin...
06/03/2023

customer called and asked me if the mighty dodge could haul his all electric shunt truck. I said No Probs Bro. Just doing my part for the environment.😁

Need a lift for an uplifting experience? This customer needed me to Bring It big time! and I did
03/29/2023

Need a lift for an uplifting experience? This customer needed me to Bring It big time! and I did

a big welcome to A&H/Radiun Robotics as a new client. They asked me to move a bunch of robotic arms and i did indeed Bri...
12/28/2022

a big welcome to A&H/Radiun Robotics as a new client. They asked me to move a bunch of robotic arms and i did indeed Bring It!!!!!

first time making a delivery via ferry😁ships ahoy!!
10/31/2022

first time making a delivery via ferry😁ships ahoy!!

Thought it would be fitting to post this "Bring It" delivery of posts. Just to be clear I did not mean the Post family, ...
10/20/2022

Thought it would be fitting to post this "Bring It" delivery of posts. Just to be clear I did not mean the Post family, especially since I dont think they would survive my stringent strapping requirements😳. You need it? I'll BRING IT.

someone needed a load of trusses. Truss't me I did indeed Bring It!!!
10/06/2022

someone needed a load of trusses. Truss't me I did indeed Bring It!!!

So a client calls and asks me if I am interested in delivering 17 tractors with snow clearing attachments from Ottawa to...
09/28/2022

So a client calls and asks me if I am interested in delivering 17 tractors with snow clearing attachments from Ottawa to Toronto. I replied "does Trudeau like selfies? Does Trudeau like to blow our rax dollars at an alarming rate? The answer is a resounding yes!!!!to all of the above" and I proceeded to start Bringing It (them).

so this customer calls all panicky sounding. Jim, I have emergency delivery of the highest priority. This needs to be pi...
04/07/2022

so this customer calls all panicky sounding. Jim, I have emergency delivery of the highest priority. This needs to be picked up and delivered immediately!!!! In my head everytime I heard the words "emergency" "immediately" there was the resounding sound of CHA CHING!!! I responding by suggesting that the fellow take a few deep breaths and explain what all the hoopla is about. Apparently these machines are required by Molsons to help produce vast quantities of beer. The reduced production of molsons could cause a nationwide panic so immediately sprang into action and did indeed BRING IT.🏃

01/28/2022

so i was cruising through a blizzard in Sauble Beach after BRINGING IT to a local cottage, munching on a handfull of peanuts, when I chomped down on a rotten one. It was quite disgusting so I rolled down my window and spat it out. As i was recovering from the nasty tasting peanut I thought about the lowly frog.
The lowly frog is chillin on a lilly pad soaking up some rays and eyeballing the frogetts sunning on a nearby lilly pad. He notices a plump bug floating nearby and immediately he shoots out his sticky tongue and snags it. But wait, this isnt a bug , its a disgusting rabbit turd, and to make it even more disgusting it has some rabbit butt fur stuck to it. The poor frog tries to spit it out but his tongue is too sticky. He claws at it with his tiny front legs but he can't reach it. He spots a rock nearby and thinks he can scrape it off on the rock. He shoots his tongue out onto the rock in an attempt to dislodge it but instead it sticks to the rock, but wait, its not a rock but the shell of a turtle. His tongue sticks to the turtles back and the startled turtle goes for a deep dive dragging the unfortunate frog along, Just when the lowly frog thought things couldn't grt any worse and large bass happened along and swallowed the frog. All that was left was a little piece of his tongue stuck to the turtles shell with the hairy rabbit turd still attached.
So the next time something rotten happens in your life think of the lowly frog and feel fortunate that you were'nt born with a sticky tongue!

So this customer calls and says "Hey Jim, I need a comfort station delivered to a local nuclear plant. Can you BRING IT?...
01/07/2022

So this customer calls and says "Hey Jim, I need a comfort station delivered to a local nuclear plant. Can you BRING IT?" I said " Is that something new? To supply a portable grieving station for the nuclear plant personell? Is this because you have alot of accidents at this plant so you can seek comfort at this portable comfort station? Maybe this could become a popular thing to set up at other businesses. I definitely want in on some of this action!!" There was a moment of confused silence on the phone. No Jim, this is a dumping station. So you mean that people gather together and dump their problems on each other and in this way seek comfort? He was starting to sound exasperated. He replied " its where people go to relieve themselves" "Well that sounds kind of disgusting" I replied "so while people are gathering to grieve and seek comfort they have to listen to somebody crapping up a storm and stinking the whole place up?" He was starting to shout at me. "NO" he said "ITS A PORTABLE BATHROOM, NOT A GRIEVING STATION!!" " Oooh, so its a fancy johnny on the spot, also known as a thunder box😄Now I understand!" And I proceeded to BRING IT!!!

So this customer calls and says "hey Jim, I need a ditch witch picked up" I said "stop right there, thats not a nice nam...
09/21/2021

So this customer calls and says "hey Jim, I need a ditch witch picked up" I said "stop right there, thats not a nice name to call your mother in law! plus i dont pickup people just products" "No, no " he said "its a drilling machine not a person, plus there is no one to help you load it so can you operate one of those?" I said " last week I put together some Ikea furniture so figuring out how to run this machine should be a breeze." He didn't respond to this but added that he needed an empty 100 picked up at another location. I said "an empty 100 of what?" He seemed confused at that but than clarified that it was an MT100 which is a small bobcat machine. "There is no one there to help load that either, can you run one of those?" I replied " does it have alot of buttons and levers?" He replied in the affirmative so I said "Im your man, no problem" and proceeded to Bring It!!

so this customer calls and asked me if i cud pickup a horse shelter from his farm and hoof it over to another farm. i sa...
08/24/2021

so this customer calls and asked me if i cud pickup a horse shelter from his farm and hoof it over to another farm. i said "sure!! but there will be some horsing around to get it loaded so I will have to charge accordingly". He agreed and s puckup date was set. I arrived bright and early at the farm. A large rednecked (he actually had a redneck from sunburn) pulled up on an atv. He eyeballed the truck and trailer and asked me if it had 4 wheel drive. I began to suspect that this would not be a simple pickup and go. I told him that I did and he recommended that I put it in 4WD mode since the structure is in the back of his 100 acre farm. The rednecked redneck than hollered for me to follow him and took off across the meadow. I followed with great enthusiasm and proceeded to 4 by 4 my way through numerous hills and valleys, tires churning up horse manure and mud, I think i harvested a football field worth of thistles along the way with my trailer. We finally arrived at the structure and backed the trailer up to the structure and hooked it up with my winch. Unfortunately the building was full of horse---- and as I was winching it I was dragging a large volume of horse manure along which was hampering my ability to winch it onto my trailer. " No problem! " my rednecked customer said I'll go fetch the tractor and lift it over the manure pile and off he went. With the help of the tractor we got it on the trailer and proceeded to BRING IT to its new home.

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Tuesday 7am - 6pm
Wednesday 7am - 6pm
Thursday 7am - 6pm
Friday 7am - 6pm

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