17/06/2026
🚌👑 Fancy travelling with Hit The Road’s very own King of the Road – CJ? 👑🚌
Well, here’s your chance!
If you’ve ever fancied a holiday filled with stunning scenery, great company, plenty of laughs, terrible dad jokes, random facts you never knew you needed, and the occasional wrong pronunciation that becomes a running joke for the entire week… then jump aboard! 😎
CJ will be behind the wheel on the following Shearings tours during the second half of 2026:
🚌 24 August – Holy Island & The Northumbrian Coast
🚌 31 August – North Devon, Clovelly & RHS Rosemoor
🚢 7 September – Cruising the Danube to Vienna
(Yes, we’re trusting CJ on water again… despite his long and distinguished history of occasionally getting lost in hotel corridors, confusing Seahouses with Sea Horses, and once seriously considering whether Coach 006 needed registering with the Maritime and Coastguard Agency. 😆)
The good news is CJ won’t actually be steering the ship.
The bad news is he’ll still be providing commentary, questionable jokes and random facts that nobody asked for.
So if you spot the ship heading towards Switzerland instead of Vienna, don’t panic… CJ has been assured there are actual captains on board keeping an eye on things. 🚢😎🍺
🚌 21 September – Weston-super-Mare, Bristol & Bath
🚌 You could add this under the Titanic Belfast & Giant’s Causeway tour:
🚢 28 September – Titanic Belfast & Giant’s Causeway
(Before anyone asks, CJ has been reminded that this is a sightseeing tour and not a practical Titanic re-enactment. 😆)
Passengers can relax knowing that unlike the Titanic, this trip comes with plenty of tea stops, a professional driver, working sat nav, and significantly more lifeboats than coach seats.
“The only thing going down on this tour will be a few pints and perhaps the occasional slice of hotel cheesecake. CJ has been specifically instructed not to test the Titanic’s turning circle.” 😎🚌🚢🤣
🌊 12 October – St Ives & Scenic Cornwall
🚂 19 October – Whitby, Scarborough & North Yorkshire
What’s Included When Travelling With CJ?
✅ Plenty of laughs
✅ Scenic routes wherever possible
✅ Helpful local commentary
✅ Tea stop recommendations
✅ Questionable singing from the driver’s seat
✅ More dad jokes than should legally be allowed on one coach
✅ The occasional “oops” moment that somehow becomes the tour’s biggest laugh
✅ Random history lessons nobody expected but everyone somehow enjoys
✅ At least one story involving a coach, a passenger and a complete misunderstanding
Whether you’re a regular passenger or joining CJ for the first time, you’re guaranteed a warm welcome, a professional service and a holiday packed with memories.
After all, anyone can drive a coach from A to B…
CJ’s mission is to make sure the journey in between is just as memorable as the destination.
So come along, grab your seat, sit back, relax and let the adventures begin.
Warning: Travelling with CJ may result in excessive laughing, new friendships, a strange desire to book another holiday, and learning completely useless facts that you’ll be repeating to your family for years. 😎🚌👑
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