J2B Taxi

15/10/2026

🚖 J2B TAXI — AVAILABLE 24/7* 🚖

Just to clear things up… our previous post about only working 11am–3pm was a joke! 😂

As lovely as those hours would be, we operate 24 hours a day, 7 days a week! 🕐📅

✈️ Early morning airport run?
🌙 Late-night landing?
We’ve got you covered — whatever the hour!

Unfortunately, the airlines have refused my request to schedule everything around the gym, football and my beauty sleep! 😂☕⚽

📲 Message or WhatsApp us for a quote. Book ahead to secure your journey — all *bookings are subject to availability.

WhatsApp us ➡️ https://wa.me/447865269393

10/10/2026

First customer dropped off at Heathrow 🚕✈️🇯🇵✅

Now carrying out some essential quality assurance checks on a McDonald’s breakfast. Standards must be maintained and I take this part of the job very seriously! 🍔🥓🍳😂

Next customer lands in five minutes, then it’s straight back to Billinghay before heading over to Horncastle for football with Coningsby FC Page, then out for a meal tonight with Mrs J2B. 🚕⚽🍽️

Double airport transfers, double McMuffin, football and great company… if Carlsberg did working Saturdays, they’d probably look something like this! 🍻🤣

05/10/2026

🚐 Taking a little break! ☕😎

We’re closed until midday on Thurs 8 Oct (and also closed Fri 9 Oct) while we take a few days to recharge our batteries. 🔋

We’ll still be checking the phones, so feel free to text or WhatsApp — replies may take a little longer than usual. 📱

Thanks for your understanding — see you back on the road soon! 😊

04/10/2026

🚐✈️ Heading to East Midlands Airport to collect eight Ibiza ladies ready to bring the party home… 🍹🪩💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃

One minibus, eight passengers and a strong feeling that I won’t be choosing the music for the journey. 😂

They may have spent the flight resting, but I’m expecting them to arrive fully prepared for one final Ibiza-style performance on the A17. 😳🤣

So, if you see a minibus cruising home with the music turned up, sunglasses on, a driver wearing a feather boa and eight ladies singing like they’re headlining a festival, you’ll know it’s us. 🎶🕶️

Wish me luck, keep the minibus in your thoughts and pray it survives the journey in one piece. 🙏😂

If you haven’t heard from me in six hours, send help. 😂 what3words: ///driver.needs.rescuing

02/10/2026

🎃🚐 NEW: PUMPKIN SPICED AIRPORT TRANSFERS! ✈️🍂

If coffee shops can add “pumpkin spiced” to something and charge an extra quid, we reckon J2B Taxi deserves a slice of the action. 😂☕

Same driver. Same vehicle. Same journey down the A1… but now with seasonal branding and an entirely unjustified sense of cosiness. 🍁🤗

For the full autumn experience, I’ll even clutch a travel mug, complain that it’s getting dark earlier and ask whether you’ve put the heating on yet — all while insisting autumn is my favourite season despite moaning about it the entire journey. ☕🍂🤣

Don’t hesitate — book your next Pumpkin Spiced Airport Transfer today! 🎃✈️

Available until we rebrand them as gingerbread transfers in November. 🎄😂

30/09/2026

✈️🅿️💸 East Midlands Airport… seriously?!

The drop-off fee has jumped from £5 to £8.

That’s not a little increase… that’s a whopping 60% HIKE! 😳

£8 just to roll in, drop somebody off and roll straight back out again. 🚕💨

And to put that into perspective… it now costs MORE to drop off at East Midlands Airport than it does at HEATHROW! 🤯

📍 East Midlands – £8
📍 Heathrow Airport – £7

At this rate we’ll soon be asking customers to tuck and roll as we drive past the terminal!
🧳🤸‍♂️✈️😂

Come on EMA… 60% in one hit?! You’re having a laugh! 💸🙈

Airport bosses say the move is a response to "significant inflationary pressures".

29/09/2026

You know it’s been a busy week when even the fuel card says, “That’s enough driving now.” 😂🚐🚕

£720 limit. £734.08 spent. My fuel card’s starting to take the Strait of Hormuz situation personally. 💳🛢️

With diesel nudging £2 a litre, filling up feels less like a quick stop and more like applying for a mortgage. ⛽💸

The RAC foundation reckons rising fuel prices had added £1.27 BILLION in VAT at the pumps by mid-September. I bet the government are rubbing their hands together—mine are just shaking every time I pick up the diesel pump. 😂💸

Any chance the war in Iran could wrap up soon? My fuel card’s already surrendered. 😅🏳️