All Aboard the DingleBerry Express

Recently, KOB News reported that the DingleBerry Express [1] has shut down, at least temporarily, due to COVID-19 hyster...
03/28/2020
ART, other services suspended as COVID-19 spreads

Recently, KOB News reported that the DingleBerry Express [1] has shut down, at least temporarily, due to COVID-19 hysteria --

https://kob.com/albuquerque-news/art-other-services-suspended-as-covid-19-spreads/5683537/

ALBUQUERQUE, N.M.- The City of Albuquerque continues to adjust services to help prevent the spread of COVID-19.

"It's very serious and important that we all as a community work on some of this," Mayor Tim Keller said

Public transportation will begin operating on a Saturday schedule, starting March 28.

The mayor also announced Albuquerque Rapid Transit (ART) service would be suspended on March 28.

"The ART route, that whole thing will stop this weekend," Mayor Keller said.

Never mind that the DingleBerry Express (some call it "Albuquerque Rapid Transit" or "ART") isn't anything more than an overpriced remaking of the Central Avenue "Rapid Ride."

If you look at video clips and photographs of the DingleBerry Express busses, you can see "766 RED LINE" and "777 GREEN LINE" on the top of the busses' front ends. Just like on the "Rapid Ride" that preceded the DingleBerry Express.

In fact, the "Rapid Ride" "Blue Line" (Route 790) still exists, and still uses the same sort of buses that the "Red Line" and "Green Line" used before the DingleBerry Express was created.

The best case that we can expect from this is that the ad hoc demolition derby along Central Ave [https://duckduckgo.com/?q=ART+accident+Albuquerque] will be put on something resembling a hiatus until at least Easter weekend (Friday, 10 April 2020), as that's when the Governor's "shelter in place" order is supposed to expire.

"The local 66 route will continue. That's a part of the Saturday operating schedule."

So Albuquerque's Number One rolling bad neighborhood and disease vector continues its operation. Just wonderful.

As for city parks, Mayor Keller said they will be open but playgrounds will be off limits.

"The state is asking people not to go to parks, there is an exception I believe for exercise," Keller said. "We are officially closing all our playgrounds."

The mayor said the Albuquerque Police Department can enforce the governor's stay-at-home order.

That last paragraph there is what separates Albuquerque's First Crook Tim Keller [https://mikewb1971.wordpress.com/2017/11/19/the-keller-defense/] from his freelance comrades.

Mind you, this schtick of Keller and Lujan-Grisham isn't new in any sense. It's the same attitude displayed by French King Louis XIV when he said "L'etat, c'est moi" ["I am The State," in other words, "My every utterance is law."] and had the phrase "Ultima Ratio Regum" ["the final argument of kings"] cast onto the barrels of the cannon fielded by the Armee royale francaise -- "Do what I tell you, or my guys will point this cannon at your home and light it off."

[1] DingleBerry Express --
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https://spreely.com/page/dingleberryexpress Spreely page

The City of Albuquerque continues to adjust services to help prevent the spread of COVID-19.

So now the DingleBerry Express has turned Central Ave into a miles-long demolition derby?Who doesn't love the Central Av...
12/24/2019
ART bus involved in 11th crash

So now the DingleBerry Express has turned Central Ave into a miles-long demolition derby?

Who doesn't love the Central Ave Demolition Derby?

Seriously, folks!

All Aboard the DingleBerry Express !!!

https://abqjournal.com/1403851/art-bus-involved-in-11th-crash.html

Another Albuquerque Rapid Transit bus was involved in a crash Saturday evening bringing the total number to 11. The latest crash involved a police officer's car, and is the second involving an Albuquerque Police Department…

Save Central ABQ
11/04/2019

Save Central ABQ

So after all of the cash blown and headaches caused by the DingleBerry Express, all they have to show for it are these o...
05/31/2019
Save Central ABQ

So after all of the cash blown and headaches caused by the DingleBerry Express, all they have to show for it are these overpriced skateboards?

PROMOTER PAT DAVIS SAYS

"These scooters are great ... if you’re like me and live just a little too far out of Central to get onto public transit that’s accessed there."

WTF? Worst excuse for hypocrite Davis continuing to use his private pickup truck.

The thieves should have left a note on the front door, something like this --"Thank you for sharing your jewelry with us...
05/15/2019
Thieves steal $30,000 worth of jewelry from Nob Hill shop

The thieves should have left a note on the front door, something like this --

"Thank you for sharing your jewelry with us. We will not be taking everything."

Thank you, Tim Keller and your lefty-fascist friends on the City Council and County Commission.

Where would Albuquerque be without moments like this?

Cell phone video shows the aftermath of a burglary at the Lilly Barrack jewelry store in Nob Hill. 

DingleBerry Express v.2 coming soon! We can hardly wait! Go Killer Keller!
04/20/2019

DingleBerry Express v.2 coming soon! We can hardly wait! Go Killer Keller!

The bread and butter of our ABQ RIDE transit system is 40 ft. buses on most routes. Today we looked at a Proterra Inc. electric bus. We are committed to moving towards a more sustainable technology; our transit system is one of the areas where we can have the biggest impact on the climate.

This would suit Tim Keller and Michelle Lujan-Grisham rather well.
04/16/2019

This would suit Tim Keller and Michelle Lujan-Grisham rather well.

Build the wall!

07/27/2018
Save Central ABQ

The ∅75,000,000 in federal funding or so that The Founder and Creator of The Express -- former Albuquerque Mayor Richard J. Berry -- promised was coming seems to be "on hold" at best, and may have to be done without if First Crook Keller goes against The Donald too much, so Keller needs to find alternate means to fund this particular elephante blanco.

What other source of revenue is available to Keller besides the "bottomless" paychecks and bank accounts of Albuquerque's taxpayers?

https://facebook.com/DingleBerryExpressABQ/posts/288093998617924

KELLER'S PLAN TO HELP PAY FOR A.R.T. --- FINE ABQ DRIVERS

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01/23/2018

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It's a contest to determine wither the Dingleberry or the Fat Willie Express will rack up the highest subsidy
ONLY 133 million! But what do we care? It's only our money that Berry and now Keller are throwing away like there's no tomorrow.