04/26/2026
The only type of posts on social media that get any (actual) attention, are the DRAMA POSTS, so...
LET THE FU***NG DRAMA BEGIN.
Because that's the only time you lurkers and leeches will even remotely... PAY ATTENTION.
Regular customer of mine shared this PRIME EXAMPLE this morning, 4-26-2026, with some confusion. The same confusion all customers have... but simply will not listen or learn.
Why is Uber charging so much?
And even though I'm willing to pay, I still can't get a driver?
Answer: GREED (also knows the customer is stupid)
Uber pays (maybe) 30% of what the customer pays. Said dispatch in the picture was most likely offered to the driver for $11, at best.
Why did I just call the customer stupid... OMG WHY...?
Because you learn nothing, you refuse to learn anything, you simply DON'T CARE until you're DIRECTLY affected... but still, even then, you learn nothing, because what is the end result... you'll just request another Uber or Lyft.
The mere "thought" of calling an actual "Taxi Service" never even crossed your last remaining pea sized brain cell. And how do I know this to be FACT... because I hear the same, insanely DUMB questions & statements REPEATEDLY from multiple individuals.
Top 5 Examples:
1).
I didn't know there was a Taxi around here... do you advertise?
NOPE, not at all... just on: Facebook, X, NextDoor, Yelp, Google, BING, Brave... oh yeah, business cards and posters at random places with high foot traffic, hundreds of business cards handed out to individual Uber customers, etc...
Which Means:
YOU NEVER LOOKED - NOBODY REMEMBERED
2).
Once the Uber customer jumps in, I'm asked:
Do you run some kinda Dog Grooming service...
Where are you from?
These 2 questions are asked because there's simply NOT ENOUGH TIME to read FIVE, count them, 5 WORDS written on the side doors of the vehicle.
3).
Actual Question: What is a Taxi Cab?
Because apparently, the "concept" of a "Taxi" has been lost along with the Newspaper. When one thinks of needing a ride, all that exist is: Uber/Lyft.
4).
Actual Question: Are you an Uber or a Taxi?
My Answer: I am BOTH. Which is why the Taxi name is painted on the doors and 2 "FLASHING" Neon Displays are visible thru the windshield and backglass reading: UBER.
Once explained, the reply is: oh...
along with the COMPLETELY CONFUSED face...
5).
Customers LOVE hearing a DEAL or PROMOTION...
Only if they can USE IT as a FREEBIE.
Only $100 all week for unlimited rides??? COOL!
I'll use you until the bill is due, then I'll fall off the face of the earth and go back to using Uber. Which is why FRC LCC transitioned to PRE PAY and... the promotion DIED due to lack of interest.
Actual Question from the Customer:
why would I prepay for rides that may be late or not show up at all?
My Answer:
I don't know... why would you pay Uber such insane rates, wait hours for a ride or not get a ride at all thru Uber... because you do... ALL THE TIME
And just for fun...
a new question asked yesterday while parked at the Culloden, WV Speedway:
Do you ever go to Hurricane?
My Answer: (couldn't resist)
NOPE, never... in fact, I never leave Culloden.
Guy says: okay, and walks away satisfied with the answer.
ENDING STATEMENT:
You've been informed, multiple times, however, I know the end result: F**K YOU AND YOUR BUSINESS. Typical response from a true degenerate. Let the s**t storm in the comments begin.