Montana Trolley Co.

10/11/2026

🚋🖤 **JACK HERE.**

RUBY. CALM YOUR TROLLEY WHEELS. 🙄

I've been listening to you holler “CAAAAAATHY!!!” so much today I'm surprised the windows haven't rattled right out of my frame.

And Cathy isn't under the weather- She is simple hiding away from all of your screaming!! For crying out loud, woman.

Randi IS NOT STEALING YOU.

She's not kidnapping you.

She's not taking you on some wild joyride through downtown Kalispell.

SHE'S JUST SITTING IN YOUR DRIVER'S SEAT. 🤦‍♂️

Getting a little feel for what it's like behind the wheel of an old trolley.

That's it.

Nobody's taking Cathy's job. Nobody's driving off with you. And nobody needs to call the sheriff.

Although, with the amount of noise you've been making, I wouldn't be surprised if somebody already has.

And Ruby…

JUST BECAUSE RANDI SAT IN YOUR SEAT DOESN'T MEAN HER BIG SECRET IS THAT SHE'S DRIVING YOU AT THE SIP & STROLL.

Good grief.

The woman doesn't even have a CDL.

Besides, I saw that picture.

Randi looked perfectly comfortable behind your wheel.

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO LOOKS LIKE SHE NEEDS MEDICAL ATTENTION. 🙄🤣

Now, if you'll excuse me, some of us are trying to enjoy a little peace and quiet before the Christmas madness begins.

And Ruby?

IF YOU HOLLER FOR CATHY ONE MORE TIME, I'M GOING TO NEED HEARING AIDS BEFORE I NEED NEW CHRISTMAS LIGHTS.

— Jack 🖤🚋

P.S. Randi, next time you want to know what it's like sitting behind the wheel of a trolley, come see me. I won't scream.

I'll just ask you not to touch anything. 😏

10/11/2026

🚨🚋 **RUBY HERE!!! CAAAAAAATHY!!!!! WE HAVE AN EMERGENCY!!!!!** 🚨😱

Randi Colby is AT MY HOUSE!!!

And guess where that woman decided to sit?!

IN. MY. DRIVER'S. SEAT!!! 😳🤣

NOW WAIT JUST ONE TROLLEY-TURNING MINUTE!!!

Randi has been running around for WEEKS keeping some big SECRET about the My Glacier Village Sip & Sample Autumn Stroll…

She's been teasing me, dropping hints, and making me question EVERYTHING!!!

And now she shows up and gets behind MY WHEEL?!

OH. MY. GOODNESS.

😳 IS THIS RANDI'S BIG SECRET?!?!

IS RANDI PLANNING TO DRIVE ME AT THE SIP & STROLL?!?! 🚋💨

💥 CAAAAAATHY!!!!!! HEEEEELP!!!!! 💥

SHE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A CDL!!!!! 😱🤣🤣🤣

RANDI!!! SWEETHEART!!!

I LOVE YOU!

I ADORE YOU!

I WILL GLADLY LET YOU SIT IN MY DRIVER'S SEAT FOR A PICTURE…

BUT WE ARE NOT TAKING THIS RELATIONSHIP ON THE ROAD!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Cathy!!! I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN UNDER THE WEATHER, BUT GIRL, YOU NEED TO GET WELL!!!

THE WOMAN WITH ALL THE SECRETS IS TRYING TO TAKE YOUR JOB!!! 😂❤️

And Randi…

If this ISN'T your secret, then WHAT ON EARTH ARE YOU HIDING?!

Because at this point, I'm going to need a detective, a lawyer, and possibly a new set of brakes!!! 🤣

🍂🥂 ONE WEEK UNTIL THE MY GLACIER VILLAGE SIP & SAMPLE AUTUMN STROLL!

📅 Saturday, October 17th | 1–5 PM

🎟️ **GET YOUR TICKETS NOW!**
https://www.facebook.com/Myglaciervillage

Come ride with me, support My Glacier Village, and help me solve this mystery!

P.S. RANDI… STEP AWAY FROM THE STEERING WHEEL!!! 👀🤣

P.P.S. CATHY… PLEASE COME GET YOUR TROLLEY!!! ❤️🚋

10/10/2026

🚋❤️ **RUBY HERE!!! AND I'M OFF TO A WEDDING!!!** 💍🏔️👰

CAAAAATHY!!! I'M LEAVING THE YARD!!!

Wait a minute… that's not Cathy behind my wheel! 👀

ADAAAAAM!!! IS THAT YOU?! 😍🤣

Well, would you LOOK at that handsome fella taking me out for a spin!!!

Now, don't anybody go starting rumors! Cathy is still MY girl! ❤️ But she's been a little under the weather lately, and I've told her she needs to REST, drink her fluids, and get herself feeling better!

Because NEXT WEEKEND, Cathy and I have a VERY IMPORTANT DATE at the My Glacier Village Sip & Sample Autumn Stroll! 🍂🥂

And I simply CANNOT have my favorite girl missing our big day!

But TODAY?! Ohhhhh, TODAY is about LOVE!!! 💍❤️

I'm headed up to beautiful Glacier National Park to help a very special bride named Wendy look absolutely STUNNING on her wedding day!!!

And between you and me…

WENDY'S GOING TO BE BEAUTIFUL NO MATTER WHAT… BUT A LITTLE RUBY IN HER WEDDING PHOTOS CERTAINLY WON'T HURT!!! 💅🚋🤣

I just LOVE weddings! The dresses, the flowers, the happy tears, the romance…

ADAM!!! DO YOU THINK THEY'LL THROW THE BOUQUET MY WAY?! 💐🤣

And I have to tell you something else…

I really do love that Adam, too. ❤️ He's taking good care of this old girl while Cathy gets better, and that means the world to me.

So here's today's assignment:

💍 **Wendy**, youre going have the most beautiful wedding day imaginable!

❤️ **Cathy**, you get some REST! We've got a date next weekend!

🚋 **Adam**, you just keep those hands on my steering wheel and get me to that wedding looking fabulous!

And EVERYBODY ELSE…

🎟️ **Get your tickets for the October 17th Sip & Sample Autumn Stroll!** Cathy and I are planning to be there, and you KNOW I don't do boring! 🍂🥂

https://myglacier.helpfulvillage.com/events/1663

NOW, ADAM… LET'S GO FIND THAT BRIDE!!! 💍🏔️❤️

10/10/2026

10/07/2026

🖤 RUBY: PEOPLE… CHRISTMAS IS COMING. 🎄🚋✨

And apparently some of you are still walking around acting like you have PLENTY OF TIME. 😳

You don't.

Because before we know it, the Gemstone Lights will be glowing, Christmas music will be playing, kids will be in their jammies, families will be piling aboard, and Ruby will be yelling—

CAAAAATHY!!! GET THE KEYS!!! IT'S CHRISTMAS!!! 🤣🎄❤️

The Montana Trolley Co. Christmas Tour of Lights runs 💥December 1 through January 3 — SEVEN NIGHTS A WEEK! 💥

✨ Approximately one-hour tours
🎄 5:30 PM • 6:45 PM • 8:00 PM • 9:15 PM
🎟️ $20 per person
🚋 Families, kids, grandparents, date nights, girls' nights—we want ALL of you!

And we're out scouting and researching new routes this year because Ruby believes there is no such thing as too many Christmas lights. 😏✨

🎟️ TICKETS: Tap the Christmas Tour of Lights event on our page (it's right up top!) or call/text 406-752-1523.

Want the 🎉whole trolley to yourselves?🎉 ❤️

Private tours are perfect for family Christmas parties, businesses, birthdays, friends—or just because you want to fill a trolley with your favorite people. Call or text my humans at ✨406-752-1523 to reserve one.

And YES… the kids are welcome! ❤️🎅

You can buy presents.

You can buy decorations.

But some of the very best Christmas gifts aren't things at all.

They're the nights your kids talk about years later. ❤️

Come make a Christmas memory with us. 🎄🚋✨

And if you're planning to ride Ruby specifically…

I'd book early.

I'M VERY POPULAR. 😏💅🤣

Jack: "Oh, for crying out loud…" 🙄

10/07/2026

🖤 **RUBY:** CAAAAATHY!!! 👀🚋🌿✨

Come here.

No, closer.

I need to tell you something, but you have to promise me you will NOT. TELL. RANDI. 🤫🤣

You know how Randi has been walking around with HER little secret about October 17th?

Well…

# # # RUBY HAS BEEN BUSY. 😏

A little leafy garland… 🌿
A little baby's breath… 🤍
A few fairy lights… ✨
Wrapped around my poles and arches…

And suddenly this old girl is looking PRETTY FANCY. 💅🚋

But Cathy—WE ARE NOT TELLING RANDI.

She made me wait for her secret.

She can wait for mine. 😌🤣

Besides, this video doesn't really show her *everything*…

Does it, Cathy? 👀😏

Cathy?

Why are you looking at me like that?

# # # CAAAAATHY!!!
PUT YOUR PHONE DOWN!!!

DO NOT MESSAGE RANDI!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Randi, if you're reading this…

There's absolutely nothing to see here. Just Trolley - Driver discussion.

Keep scrolling. 😇🚋🌿✨

October 17th is going to be interesting. 😏❤️

Get your tickets for the My Glacier Village 5th Annual Sip & Sample Autumn Stroll https://myglacier.helpfulvillage.com/events/1663- and the you will be able to see what MY SECRET IS ‼️

Just don't tell Randi 😌🤣

10/06/2026

🌸 DOROTHY: Oh, my dears… look what they're doing to me. 🥹❤️🚋

Our manager has been carefully taking off my old wood, piece by piece, so it can be sanded, refinished and made beautiful again. 🪵✨

Now, when you've been around as long as I have, sweetheart, you learn something…

A few scratches don't make you old.

A little weathering doesn't make you worn out.

They simply mean you've lived a life worth remembering. ❤️

And goodness, have I collected some memories. 🥰

I've carried brides and grooms. 💍
Families and grandparents. ❤️
Graduates and celebrations. 🎓
And ohhhh, so many children. 🥹

Those little ones are my favorite.

They climb aboard with those big eyes and excited voices, and before long they're waving out my windows like they own the place. 😂❤️

Come right on in, sweetheart. Dorothy has room for you. 🚋💕

Ruby says we're all getting “makeovers.” ✨

Jack says we're being “dismantled without our consent.” 🙄🤣

Oh, that man.

Jack, dear… they're just making us handsome again, and getting us ready for those gorgeous Gemstone Lights from Homestead All Season Lighting. Zack is such a sweet boy and I just know he will have us all dolled up in no time- Just in time for the Christmas Tour Of Lights

Jack: “I was already handsome.” 🚋💕

Of course you WERE, sweetheart. ❤️😂

As for me, I'm simply grateful that after all these years, someone still thinks this old girl is worth taking care of.

They're not trying to make me new.

They're simply loving the old girl I've always been. 🥹🪵❤️

And when all this beautiful wood is back where it belongs, I'll be ready for another season of little hands holding my rails, families filling my seats, and children making memories aboard Dorothy.

Because that's the best part of growing older, my dears…

You get to watch another generation climb aboard. ❤️🚋

Now somebody please tell Jack to quit fussing.

And Ruby, sweetheart…
leave your brother alone. 😂❤️

10/06/2026

🖤 JACK: Apparently I've been informed I need to be more “presentable.” 😑🚋

PRESENTABLE.

I've been hauling people around longer than some of these humans have been alive, and suddenly everybody's concerned about MY WOOD. 🙄🪵

So here we are.

They're tearing it off.

Piece. By. Piece.

No meeting. No vote. No consideration for the old man whatsoever. 😑🔨

Ruby calls it a “makeover.” 💅✨

I call it being dismantled without my consent.

my manger says they're refinishing my teak, replacing what's missing or damaged, and getting me looking sharp again because apparently I have an appointment on November 1st.

That's when Zack from Homestead All Season Lighting is coming to install permanent Gemstone Lights on me. 💡✨

Ruby nearly blew a headlight when she heard.

Ruby: “JAAAAACK!!! YOU'RE GOING TO SPARKLE!!!” 🤩🎄✨

Jack: “I don't sparkle.”

Ruby: “YOU'RE GOING TO TWINKLE!!!”

Me: “I'm a grown man, Ruby.” 😑

I may glow respectfully.

That's as far as I'm willing to go.

And apparently all this nonsense is to get me ready for the Christmas Tour of Lights. 🎄🚋

For the record, I don't care about Christmas tours.
Don't care about the lights.
Don't care about families climbing aboard in their Christmas pajamas.
Don't care about those little kids with their noses pressed against my windows. ❤️

Don't care about grandparents laughing, Christmas music playing, or hauling a trolley full of people around while they make memories together.

Nope.

Couldn't care less. 😑..
What date do the tours start again? 👀

Ruby: “I KNEW IT!!! JACK LOVES CHRISTMAS!!!” 🤣🎄

Oh, shut up, Ruby.

November 1st, Zack. I'll be ready.

But let me make one thing perfectly clear…

If those Gemstone Lights make me twinkle—
we're gonna have words. 😑💡🤣🚋

10/02/2026

🖤 **RUBY: OKAY PEOPLE. WE NEED TO TALK.** 👀🚋🍂

I have just received some VERY DISTURBING INFORMATION.

There are STILL tickets available for the My Glacier Village Sip & Sample Autumn Stroll on October 17th.

# # # EXCUSE ME?! 😳

Randi has been running around telling everybody this is going to be 💥 EPIC 💥

She has a ✨ SECRET✨ she STILL won't tell me. 🙄

🎉 I'M going to be there 🎉

There will be sipping. 🍷
There will be sampling. 🥟
There will be strolling. 🍂
And when you're tired of strolling…

# # # THERE WILL BE RUBY. 🚋🤣

So what exactly are we waiting for here?!

Grab your spouse. Grab your girlfriends. Grab your coworkers. Grab that friend who always says, *“We should do something sometime.”*

🫵 THIS IS THE SOMETIME 🫵

And besides all the fun, you're supporting My Glacier Village and the work they do for older adults in our community. ❤️

🎟️ **GET YOUR TICKETS HERE:**
https://myglacier.helpfulvillage.com/events/1663

I want to see that trolley FULL on October 17th.

And Randi Colby…

You have 15 days to tell me what this secret is. 👀😏

# # # CAAAAATHY!!!
START RECRUITING PEOPLE!

Apparently Ruby has to do EVERYTHING around here. 🤣🚋❤️