MagLev Lancaster

MagLev Lancaster MagLev Lancaster is coming in Summer 2020 to knock those assholes at Lancaster Monorail off of their MagLev, Motherf**ker!!!!

MagLev Lancaster is coming in Summer 2020 to knock those assholes at Lancaster Monorail off of their high-horse!

07/14/2025

Thanks to The Don's BBB we now have partial funding till 2034! Come on down to the station and celebrate with us 🎉

05/19/2022

We are declaring war with those jerks at Lancaster Monorail! Only one of us will survive this. Pick your sides now!

02/13/2021

Have we told you lately that we love you? Rising oil prices are stirring up interest in MAGLEV technology and we want to be the next Game Stop! Buy some stock, ya'll!

03/26/2020

Our stimulus check came today and we are officially back, baby! The future of transportation is going to be all about magnets. Thank you, President Trump!

11/29/2019

Happy Birthday from MagLev Lancaster!

06/07/2019

Our Korean backers fell through and we are looking for new capital. Target launch date is February 22nd, 2022.

08/10/2018

During construction, it is highly recommended that you don't bring metal near the MagLev while it is energized. On a related note, we are sorry for the predicament that Sir Lancelot was put in yesterday evening.

02/08/2018

Lancaster Monorail is a joke! They stranded their customers in Philadelphia; they have to take Amtrak home! HAHAHAHAHA! Losers!

12/17/2017

Suggestion Box time: Please post your suggestions for how we can make MagLev Lancaster the smoothest ride in Lancaster.

12/13/2017

We are a scant two years away from launching MagLev Lancaster! This winter, we'll be laying our foundation along North Queen St. Queen Street will be closed on a rolling basis from 8AM to 6PM Monday through Sunday while we slide our big rigid poles in place.

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Lancaster, PA
17603

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(717) 717-7171

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