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06/19/2026

~ Doc Blackmon

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06/12/2026

With the high cost of diesel fuel and truckers having less money to spend for "comfort sessions" staff at an upscale Oklahoma City nursing home were left both shocked and deeply confused Tuesday after Oklahoma City Petro 'Parkinglot Hostess' Dorothy McBone, 61, was arrested for allegedly distributing unauthorized tablets of Vi**ra to several elderly male residents.

According to investigators, McBone had been secretly adding the tablets to homemade milkshakes she brought for male residents over a period of time, prompting what one staff member described as “a noticeable and highly unexpected boost in morale.”

“We just thought bingo night was getting more competitive,” an employee said.

Officials say the situation came to light after multiple residents began displaying what they diplomatically referred to as “heightened enthusiasm for "chick flicks.” in the homes lounge area.

The Oklahoma City woman reportedly told authorities she was “just trying to prevent the elderly men from rolling out of bed at night,” though administrators clarified that such efforts should remain within approved care guidelines.

McBone is currently being held at the Oklahoma County Detention Center.

This is a developing story. ~ Doc Blackmon

06/11/2026

Cluck cluck, chicken truck.
Photo credit goes to Dustin Carver
~ Doc Blackmon

06/10/2026

I opened the box for my brand new garden hose, that dang thang was just as surprised as I was. ~ Doc Blackmon

06/07/2026

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06/05/2026

Recently, a female police officer arrested Patrick Lawrence,a 22 year old white male, fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of the night. The next day, at the Gwinntt County (Georgia) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency and public intoxication.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from drinking with his buddies when he decided to stop, "You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate for his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his pressing need. "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.
In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached the side of his car.
"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer Taylor. "I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin."
Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence ..
'I said: "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having s*x with a pumpkin??"
He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said: "A pumpkin?
S**t, is it midnight already?" ~ Doc Blackmon

06/02/2026

A little 80 year old lady had always wanted to join a local bikers club.

One day she goes up and knocks on a biker's door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, "I want to join your club."

The guy was quite amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join he explains. The biker asks; "Do you have motorcycle?

The little old lady replies, "Yep, my bike's parked over there and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway.

The biker asks, "Do you drink?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep, drink like a fish. I'll drink everyone in your club under the table."

The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"

The little old lady replies, "Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least 2 packs of ci******es and three joints a day and a couple more in the evening, while I'm shooting pool."

The biker is very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"

The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope, but I've been swung around by my ni***es a few times! ~ Doc Blackmon

05/31/2026

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05/31/2026

A Prime Driver from Oklahoma City Andy Wilson (Known on the cb radio as 'Turbo Lips'), is posting on social media about a shocking encounter he had with a Parking Lot Hostess at the Oklahoma City Petro.
Wilson posted saying that while stopping at the Petro in his personal vehicle just to hang out, he spotted a young lady standing at the entrance to the truck parking lot and thought she might be hungry, so he invited her to join him for dinner.
The young lady, Parking Lot Hostess Amber Simpson readily agreed.

Wilson says
"she was down to earth, funny, and really seemed to like that I was a truckdriver". "Everything was going great until our food arrived. She had ordered the biggest sausage available, and instead of using a knife and a fork, she just grabbed it up barehanded. I thought she must be really hungry if she didn’t mind getting her hands so dirty".

He says
"what really got me was that she ate the whole thing in like 2 bites and made eye contact with me the whole time. Needless to say, what she did to that sausage made me super uncomfortable".

He added
"I’m not sure what she was trying to accomplish here, maybe just a free meal, but let me tell you that there will be no second meal. Her behavior seemed like something I had only hoped to see at one of the up and coming 'pride parties', not out in public in the middle of dinner.

Wilson goes on to say
"Obviously, I could never take this type of person home to meet my parents. I wasn’t rude about it. I let her finish and stayed polite until I dropped her back off at the parking lot entrance.

He finished by saying
"Let this be a lesson for me to be more careful and maybe just take a hungry person inside the truckstop for a roller dog next time. ~ Doc Blackmon