Reading Lines

09/07/2026

Railfanning in Pennsylvania is like playing dodgeball, but instead of dodging plushy balls, you are dodging pe*****le balls at every turn (this is a cry for help)

09/05/2026

Make sure to buy your official Reading Lines licensed body pillow (or throw pillow!) today, deliverable same day anywhere on our system, so you’ll have them in time for your pillow fights with teenage friends(looking at a few people in particular)! Throw pillows available in the classic Reading Lines diamond, or in the shape of a 55 ton hopper (coal not included). Body pillows available in the shape of a Reading T-Hog 4-8-4 (multiple road numbers and paint schemes available), ALCo C630, or EMD SD45 locomotives. A limited edition EMD FT A-B set body pillow will be sent for free with the first 50 orders of the T-Hog pillow! (Mmmmm, tasty). Call or message now to order yours today!

07/10/2026

https://youtu.be/YyYXvG038dE?is=AcdfKBjEP-T0GhIX
The embodiment of the shortline railroading spirit

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06/19/2026

Can someone please explain to me in layman’s terms why steam trains (specifically the Reading 2102) attracts pe*****les and creepy old men? Also why the child following of that locomotive is so susceptible to being diddled like a fiddle? Asking for a friend.

06/04/2026

With all the talk of AI, just remember, I am too lazy to learn to use AI. Also I like the environment. Now back to your regularly scheduled programming.

It’s not a T-1, it’s a T-Hog because it looks like your mother who is a fat ugly pig

05/30/2026

Okay google, how do I become gods perfect little t***k?

05/22/2026

The concept of a merger between the Reading & Lehigh Valley is what the kids today would call the “bad ending”

All hail the cheese cat

05/21/2026

BUM BUM

COME ON SHAKE YOUR BODY BABY DO THE CONGA

I KNOW YOU CANT CONTROL YOURSELF ANY LONGER

05/20/2026

An average day on the Reading & Lehigh

05/01/2026

The Reading and Lehigh Railroad, N scale is developing WMDs, someone call Al Gore