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11/01/2026

Brrrr.... It is a cold winter. Why walk in a blizzard when you can ride with us in a bus? Your next ski trip is a breeze! We can even get you started down the mountain in comfort! Hop out when we reach 70mph!

29/10/2025

We are excited to announce that Greyhound Bus South Africa has been chosen to lead this year's Halloween parade through the historic streets of downtown Yaboobystank! Follow along with us as we hand out king size Snickers and Buttholefinger bars to the poor stupid people watching the parade. That's right, full size candy bars! Thanks to the government s**tdown we were able to sneak into their office building and take all the candy those greedy ass bi***es f***s kept from us all these years. This is definitely a special Halloween oh and you can ride on the driver's lap for free if you're wearing a Carrot Top mask and a crotchless diaper.

14/06/2025

We have acquired some new buses and will need drivers and passengers for our new routes. We will also be adding more connections to Jomamasburg and Rapetown. Come celebrate our 400 years of the best bus service in the world! Discounts are available. Just type ILUVGEYHOUND in the ticket purchase for a .50% discount!

31/05/2025

We are pound to be sponsoring the 2025 Taco and T**s Parade in the historic town of Saggacoochtown, South Africa! But don't let the word "sponsoring" fool you as we don't have any extra cash as we spent all our money on orangudang repellent and hospital bills for our bus driver Mr. Homolish Taintsmish who suffered from a pr*****ed p***s after discovering the pr******te he rented ended up being a dude. We also recommend you stay at least 50 feet from the back of the bus as our toilet tank broke and is leaking s**t p**s water all over the fu***ng road.

30/05/2025

We are now at 10590 followers! Thanks for following, but you du*****es should get on the bus instead of following us, ffs.

23/02/2025

Due to cut backs from Grover Cleveland's transportation policies we will now be requiring all passengers to s**t their own pants. If you need assistance cleaning your ass kindly as the person next to you to eat it. Thank you for riding Greyhound Bus South Africa.

06/11/2024

Congratulations to Kamola Hartis as the new President of Greyhound Bus South Africa! Karmola has been a loyal employee for 23 years. She started out with our company as a Lunch Clerk mopping up p**s and s**t in the employee break room then became a bus driver but she kinda fu**ed that up so now she's the President! We is all so proud of Kamoola and she will be handing out free tacos for the rest of the day since she doesn't have s**t else to do today. Let's give Kamlala a round of assplause!!

19/06/2024

Happy Juneteefs everyone! In honor if this momentous holiday we are releasing all of our slaves from slavery. I'm sure they could use a break! Just for today though as we got lots of work to do so they'll be back to slavery first thing tomorrow morning. Tomorrow is big day for us as we are announcing our new floating Greyhound bus that drive through rivers. That's right! Our passengers have wonted a scenic view of the hippos and the crockadillas while riding our buses and we have answered! Book your next trip from Nigholeville to Johamasburg, SA and get a free lap dance from our driver! He has a tendency to s**t his pants so bring wet wipes and a plastic tarp. Thank you for riding us at Greyhound Bus South Africa, put on your seat belt and shut the f**k up!

22/03/2024

On behalf of Gay Jakenhall, Greyhound Bus South Africa is proud to be a sponsor of the newest best movie featuring guys fighting each other. This movie feature lots of dudes beating each other up to get the front row seat of the bus. Rest assured, we have cameras on the busses to ensure that only the winner of those fights gets the best seats. No discrimination!
Thank you for Riding Greyhound Bus South Africa! Because if you weren't desperate for a ride, you wouldn't even be reading this post.

07/12/2023

Here at Greyhound Bus South Africa we wish you a very Happy Kwanaa and a Merry Christmas!

21/10/2023

To celebrate having 10,000 followers we are giving away a free bus ticket to one lucky person to go from wherever they are to wherever they want to go! That's right! Take a nice trip from your s**thole to some other s**thole on us! All you have to do is comment "Me luv Greyhound" on this post and you will automatically be entered to win! The lucky winner will be chosen at random. Good luck and thank you for riding Greyhound Bus South Africa, where going to Hell doesn't have to be expensive.

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