16/10/2024
*Do it Right or die: A Business Value Package you will be foolish to refuse*
Running a small business is VERY HARD….. for people who are dump.
I don’t want to insult you, but some of your business approaches just drive me off the wall!.
*You are a small business, Right?*
*You do not have a marketing department, Right?*
*You are the head honcho at your business, Right?*
*Today, I want us to have a VERY HONEST conversation; you and me.*
You see?,
I am an internet guy. You have probably heard all the hype about the internet revolutionizing business and making it easy for YOU, the underdog, the small guy (gal included), the guy with no marketing department, the head honcho without a team to rely on.
Now what tears my heart apart and makes me go all emotional on you is your INDIFFERENCE to the internet. You are totally disregarding the VERY thing that could make you compete FAIRLY with the big boys in your market.
Now listen…
Sales and marketing matters! It doesn’t matter whether you are running a school, a law office, a security company or something else. If what you do is called a business, sales and marketing matters A LOT.
Marketing makes them aware that you are there solving a certain problem that they have. Their problem can be removing a nail if you are selling a claw hammer, or they want a 10inch hole if you are selling drilling bits. They may want to escape what they did without facing jail time or they may want to shirk a duty to look after the child or children they sired. All these are problems that they want to solve.
Others want to ensure their kids do not start life at the level the parent started at. That is why they are willing to pay you fees so that you teach their children to speak better English than their own parents do. Some want to have raw unprotected s*x without the ordeal of getting pregnant. That is why pharmacies sell morning-after pills.
Whatever business you are in, you are not in it to serve only your buddie across the street, or your grandmother who has no clue how to operate a smartphone. How the f**k will I, a resident of the sewage popular Unit N surburb of Chitungwiza, know that there is James in Braeside who can help my girlfriend abort the pregnancy she “accidentally” conceived after a one session romp?
*PLEASE TAKE NOTE:* I am not a believer in abortion but I want you to look closely at how we run businesses. Someone has a problem that your business solves. How do you get your message to that person who requires it? That is the million dollar question and those who have mastered the art of getting their message across to the customers who need it are reaping serious benefits.
I have spoken to some small business owners and the story goes like so: *We will advertise when we get some funding.* I SAY SH*T….
You want to go back to that story of what came first, the egg or the chicken? Go ahead…
I have an answer to that but lets focus otherwise your business with be nothing but an imitation of that competitor and you are just hanging there until the day you drop dead. That is QUITE SAD.
But you can turn your business around, even if you copied your business idea from your competitor. You can make that copycat come out shinning brighter than the original. You can do this not because you have loads of cash but because you chose to work smarter.
You chose to harness technology that will stand for the marketing department that you don’t have. That technology can access marketplaces that you cannot ordinarily access because of:
- Geography: your marketing is limited around the areas you can physically access
- Budget: You are a small business, you don’t have a budget for TV, Radio, Newspapers Ads, and other traditional marketing but you still have to market, don’t you?
That is where digital marketing comes in;
By digital marketing I mean:
- websites
- social media channels
- paid adverts
Digital marketing is relatively cheap. When you have a website, you have the marketing collateral to talk about your products and services. You can use the style you want, the language you want and go to the lengths you want. The website can be accessed from any phone with internet access, any town, city and any country. You will be just a click away.
Imagine getting a call from a person you don’t know, telling you that they found you online. That is what digital marketing does for you. And this doesn’t just happen on one occasion, its a daily occurrence. You will have just opened the floodgates of customers.
This is exactly where I, the internet guy comes in. I have been in this business for more than 10 years and I know my s**t.
I am going to offer you a deal that you will be foolish to refuse.
I am going to do the following for you:
- design a website (5-10 pages) (valued at $150)
- host your email & website for 1 year (valued at $48)
- design a professional company profile (Valued at $30)
- design a business logo for you (Valued at $15)
- setup and optimize your business social media profiles (Valued at $75)
- design and print 100 business cards for you (valued at $15 both design and print)
- register [yourbusiness.co.zw](http://yourbusiness.co.zw) internet domain (valued at $10)
- give you access to 10 email addresses
- do a NAP Syndication for your business (Valued at $60)
I am offering all that VALUE PACK for only *$175*
*DID I MENTION THAT I AM GOING TO OFFER YOU A DEAL THAT YOU WILL BE FOOLISH TO REFUSE?*
And here is the kicker that will leave you with flour on your face. I don’t even want that as a single down payment, NO.
I am NOT going to demand for a fixed deposit either!!. I am going to allow you any deposit that is 43% of the value and above.
I have just given you a deal with *57% OFF*
So I am *NOT* going to do the Maths for your *43%* deposit. You must prove your business acumen by doing the Maths yourself.
*This is a terrific deal so it will be good until 25 October 2024 at 1700hrs Central African Time. Or when the first lucky 7 clients have been booked*
*To get the deal start a WhatsApp chat and make your 43% payment. Deliverables will start from day 2 and balance will be payable by the 5th day when the rest of deliverables will be due.*
Am I making any sense to you?
You can ask questions
This is the deal that will make your phone keep ringing. If you don’t want it you may kindly forward this message to someone who can benefit from it,
*ADDRESS*
*2nd Floor Electra House Room 209*
*49 Samora Machel Avenue, Harare*
*Building with First Pack on the first floor*
*Cell: 0772503323*
https://wa.me/263772503323?text=Hie%20more%20info%20on%20VALUE%20PACK
Tick-tock-tick-tock……… The clock is ticking! 25 October 2025 OR the first 7 customers and the deal is *GONE*…….. *Pooof!*
And *THIS* foolish deal is not coming back again!
*Forward to a friend, loved one OR a business competitor*
